“The Mystery of KK”
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“The Mystery Of KK” Script
1st Setting: Chris Jackson’s House[Daytime]
Chris: ”Mom, is Harry here yet?”
Mom: “I don’t know son why don’t you go check?”
Chris: “Yeah, whatever mom! Oh, he’s here it’s time it’s TIME TO HAVE FUN! Hey Harry man so…U READY?”
Harry: “UH, UH, yeah do you wanna watch this flick before we head out?”
Chris: “What flick?”
Harry: “This horror film I’ve always wanted to see, well it’s Halloween so I just thought we’d watch a horror flick before we go-(Chris cuts Harry off)
Chris: “WHAT IS IT?”
Harry: “I AM GETTING TO IT, will you just let me finish? Well like I was saying before you cut me off. I just thought we would watch a horror flick since it is Halloween to set the mood right before we do our Halloween thing! Well…what was it that you wanted to do?
Chris: “What’s the movie you brought first?”
Harry: “Oh yeah, sorry I ain’t tell ya earlier it’s “The Exorcist”, I bought that and “Interview With The Vampire”, I hope they’re good because I haven’t watched them yet.”
[As Harry and Chris are talking now they are walking into Chris’ house]
Chris: “Oh, that’s cool I ain’t ever seen them before either either but my sister Christal who is staying over has seen “The Exorcist” she has not seen that other one though. She said “The Exorcist” was pretty cool. I don’t think you met my sister before have you?”
Harry: “No, I haven’t actually.”
[After they enter the house they stay in the living room for a while talking, Chris is now introducing Christal]
Chris: “Harry, meet Christal. Christal meet Harry.”
Christal: “Hi!”
Harry: “Hey, nice to meet-”(Chris rudely cuts off Harry)
Chris: “Yeah, my sister is really smart, she is 16 and in College she’s off for the week and is staying down.”
Harry: “Yeah, I’d say.”
[Christal pulls Harry off to the side and says(in a whispering voice right in his ear…]
Christal: “Sorry about my brother, he’s a real ass-hole!”
[Harry whispers back in Christal’s ear…]
Harry: “Oh yeah I know but it don’t bother me because he don’t do that asshole-ish stuff TOO much but yeah it can get annoying.”
Chris: “HEY Harry LAY off my sister dude, OFF! Now, U READY TO WATCH THE FLICK?”
Harry: “Man, you need to calm down.”
Christal: “Yeah, I can do whatever I want because I’m smart”[Christal says this in a sarcastic manner]
Harry: “Yeah, we can watch the movie now.”[Harry says this very seriously]
[As Christal says this she puts her hand on Harry and looks him in the eyes like she likes Harry but she is just doing this to piss off her brother]
Christal: “I gotta go take a shower, I will be back soon.”
Chris: “LAY OFF MY SISTER HARRY!”
Harry: “She’s the one that likes me dude calm down. Now LET’s just watch “The Exorcist” dude!”
Chris: “Alright, yeah that should clear my head! Hey you hungry?”
Harry: “No.”
Chris: “Yeah, me neither but I wouldn’t mind a snack.”
Harry: “Yeah could you get me one of those TCBY Yogurt Bars those things are AWESOME!!”
Chris: “Yeah, no prob man.”
Harry: “Alright, I’m gonna go up-stairs and start the movie! Which one you wanna watch?”
Chris: “The Exorcist ’cause I heard it is hilarious.”
Harry: “Yeah I’m gonna go start that up.”
Chris: “That’s cool!”
[Chris now enters the kitchen to get the Yogurt Bars while Harry goes to set up “The Exorcist”]
Harry: “Hey Chris are you getting one of those bars for yourself too?!”
[Chris yells this very sarcastically]
Chris: “No, HARRY I AM GETTING IT FOR MY SISTER! Yes, I am getting one for me and I was just joking about my sister.”
Harry: “You saying you weren’t gonna get one for your sister including you!”
Chris: “DUDE, I DO NOT KNOW IF SHE WANTS ONE, SHE IS IN THE SHOWER! Would you like to go look in there at her?…Do you like my sister?”
Harry: “As a friend, I guess.”
Chris: “WELL JUST LAY OFF HER.”
[Chris now walks up-stairs to watch The Exorcist]
Harry: “Dude chill just let’s watch the movie.”
Chris: “Hit the play button then.”
Harry: “Alright Alright.”
[while Chris and Harry are watching The Exorcist this part of “The Mystery Of KK” is improvised and improvised greatly I might add because of how such great actors are Jake Johnstone and Shawn Collins, but when it gets dark they stop watching The Exorcist][Now this is right before Chris and Harry go to terrorize trick-or-treaters]
[Back to Chris and Harry…]
Chris: “Time to go what do you say Harry?”
Harry: “I say stop talking and let’s just go scare some kids!”
[Chris and Harry are dressed in their laid-back clothes walking outside to scare a kid but unfortunately because of a miss-communicational short conversation only Chris scares a kid]
[Now this is Chris scaring a kid with a Michael Myers mask]
Chris: “Hey you piece of trash HA HA TRICK-OR-TREAT”
Harry: “Hey Chris man stop this ain’t right let’s just go in the woods to look for some spooky stuff.”
Chris: “What? Why? I thought you said you wanted to scare kids too? but…NO, HELL NO we ain’t going in no woods around here I heard about some guy named KK that used to live back around here he might come back to his home tonight man HELL NO!”
Harry: “KK? What in the world? I think you’re just being delusional.”
Chris: “I am not being delusional at all I saw it on the news come on back inside my house I will show you the tape!”
[As Chris and Harry speak back and forth now they walk back into Chris’ house]
Harry: “You recorded it?”
Chris: “Yes. Now, check this out.”
[Christal now walks into the living room where Chris and Harry are]
Christal: “Hey guys, can I come with you guys when I go back out?!”
Chris: “NO, LEAVE US ALONE, JUST LEAVE US ALONE!!!!”
[Chris now turns on the news segment which is where we find out the basis of our killer]
Chris: “Alright, here we are pay close attention Harry.”
[Harry whispers to himself…]
Harry: “whatever”
[Chris and Harry watch in silence the news segment]
Here is the seperate script with a newscaster standing in front of what was Chris Kloustenglamp’s house, the newscaster’s name is…Edward Snilloc who is so serious he is funny but anyway here’s the script for the Edward Snilloc News Segment or ESNS…
A Script within a script…“ESNS”
2nd Setting: Chris Kloustenglamp’s house[Daytime]
Edward Snilloc: “Edward Snilloc here at Chris Kloustenglamp’s house, the name Chris Kloustenglamp has become ominous over the past ten years. Twenty years ago he was said to have been killed by Aaron Talent who was a thief, a famous thief. Do Not Worry Aaron has been locked up after he killed Chris though he also was said to have died two days ago. While the “Talentless Creep” was locked up in his cell away in jail sentenced on life minding his own business taking a whizz some psycho in an alien mask with the initials “KK” carved on the forehead of the mask threw a knife right in Aaron Talent’s skull and he dropped dead. Chris had rumors of killing for no reason at all when he was alive, there were also rumors that Chris Kloustenglamp originally spelled C-H-R-I-S K-L-O-U-S-T-E-N-G-L-A-M-P changed the spelling of his name to K-R-I-S and then kept the last name spelled the same K-L-O-U-S-T-E-N-G-L-A-M-P. This KK as it seems that has been crazily killing people we will call the Krazy Killer KK. There were other reported killings also such as the one where Phillip Tom, a resident of Pemberbury Village had his neck slit and the person who killed him was seen wearing a rather different mask than an alien this mask was more grotesque. Yes the KK initials were on this mask too except for this time “KK” was written in blood. One thing can be said about this mysterious KK, and that is he is one crazy son of a gun. Will we ever truly know who KK is though? This has been Edward Snilloc reporting saying “We’re through!”
[Now we return to the world of Chris Jackson and Harry Shawins…]
Harry: “AW Come on that guy was super dumb how are supposed to believe that crap Chris?”
Chris: “There is evidence, there is evidence but yeah your right that reporter guy was pretty dumb! Hey though, let’s go back out!!”
Harry: “Alright man, but forget terrorizing those kids let’s explore in the woods!!”
[Just after Harry said that last sentence the friends Chris and Harry leave out of the Jackson’s house and travel down to the woods]
[Chris’ Mom yells…]
Mom: “You guys leaving again?”
Chris: “Yeah mom we will be back before midnight, don’t worry.”
Mom: “Yeah OK you better or else I’ll get the cops to come look for ya.”
Chris: “(whispers…) whatever (then yells…) BYE”
[Mom closes the door to the house as she goes back inside]
[Chris and Harry are walking when the camera finally takes us into KK’s world!]
[KK is walking on Rockawalkin Rd. decked out in his coveralls and one of his many selective custom-made KK initialed masks(this one is called Phantom) walking right towards Chris Jackson’s House!!(Also KK at this moment acts silient but violent similar to Michael Myers but with his own twist)]
[Christal now is running out of the house to look for her brother when out of nowhere KK slits her throat super fast]
Christal: “MOM MOOOOOOM!!Ahhhh!!”
[Christal dies]
[Now we follow KK to his present house or some sort of place where he changes his mask and his weapon]
[After you see KK change his mask and weapon he arrives at his old house(the house he lived at when he was referred to as Chris Kloustenglamp)to find trespassers he whispers in a crazily loud voice…]
KK: “MUST ELIMINATE ALL TRESPASSERS!!”
[Now back to Chris and Harry who see a friend in the woods]
Chris: “Hey Matt!”
Matt: “Hey guys, what’s up?”
Harry: “Yeah, not much.”
Chris: “Just exploring this historical forest of Pemberbury.”
Harry: “Hey Matt do you think you could take over recording for us?!”
Matt: “What the hell are you guys talking about? recording? I don’t see no camera!”
Harry: “OH CRAP!”
Chris: “I told you to bring the camera!”
Harry: “You didn’t say nothing man we were too stuck on watching that stupid news segment on KK!”
Chris: “RIGHT! DAMNIT MAN WE MESSED UP OUR OWN PLANS!”
[Right after Chris said that Matt goes running off into the woods alone…bad idea, but Chris and Harry are too worried about their own screw-ups to pay attention to anything else]
[this has been nightime, but now we follow Matt into the forest]
Matt: “This place isn’t scary at all, Chris doesn’t know what he’s saying at all.”
[KK appears out of nowhere and clobbers Matt with a metal trashcan lid which knocks him out cold]
Matt: “umph”
KK: “One down, two to go!!”
[Now we are back with Chris and Harry who are real close to where KK is(Chris Kloustenglamp a.k.a. Kris Kloustenglamp a.k.a. KK’s former house)]
[Chris and Harry decide to go looking for Matt]
Chris: “Hey you think we should go look for Matt man?”
[As Chris and Harry are talking now they are walking closer to two abandoned houses(one of those houses was at one time Chris Kloustenglamp’s)]
Harry: “Yeah man definitely I’m getting a little worried about his life.”
Chris: “Don’t worry he’s fine…”
[Right after Chris said that he sees Matt lying on the ground he appears to be dead so Harry goes over and checks but as he does KK is running right behind them fast but he stops at Matt to decapitate his hands and feet…while he is still alive, but he is unconscious so of course Matt can’t feel a thing while he gets killed in his sleep so to speak/Harry and Chris ran right when they saw KK to the abandoned houses they don’t run all the way to there they just run far enough so KK can’t get them but close enough so they can see Matt, when they finally stop Harry says to Chris…]
Harry: “Man, we should have went to save Matt!.”
Chris: “NO man KK would have got to us we would have been gone!”
Harry: “Yeah, your right!”
Chris: “Hey man I’m gonna go see if Matt is okay.”
[while Chris just said that sentence Harry runs super fast to the abandoned “KK” house to wait for Chris]
[Harry says this VERY LOUD…]Harry: “Hurry up Chris and save Matt.”
Chris: “Matt is dead, but I got this KK dude.”
[Harry hears what Chris is saying but he is obviously not listening from what he is about to say…]
Harry: “Yeah sure that is straight man just don’t take more than five minutes.”
[Five minutes goes by…Harry is thinking to himself “I really should have got Chris I shouldn’t have left him behind like that.”(Harry says that thought out loud by the way)/Right after Harry said that he sees KK getting super close with blood all over his hands and his coveralls(that doesn’t really matter)Harry runs straight to the highway where some mysterious driver picks up Harry and he takes him away from the mysterious KK…or so we think(for the time being at least)/Oh yeah let me add this in as Harry is running to this Mysterious driver’s car Harry says…]
Harry: “LET ME IN!!”
Mysterious Driver motions this: “COME IN!”
[when Harry gets in…]Harry: “Thanks you saved my life!”
[the mysterious driver does not say a word but as he drives away looks back at Harry and gives him a thumbs up like he is saying “NO PROBLEM MAN”]
[The camera now goes to the grass where you see Matt and Chris dead(it shows Chris has got his throat slit<KK sure does love slitting throats>)so we of course know KK killed Chris and now we go to KK standing in front of what was his house saying in a loud screaming voice…]
KK: “THIS IS NOT DONE!!HA HA HA HA!!”
[THE END IS NOW ON THE SCREEN]
THE END
Writer’s Note: If you ever have any questions regarding your part in “The Mystery Of KK” feel free to call Jake Johnstone the star of the movie who is playing Chris Jackson(he is also the director and writer of this screenplay is Jake) at (410)-572-8860[phone number no longer active]
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