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What TV shows did you watch as a kid? Ronin Warriors Hey Arnold! The Simpsons The Flintstones WWE Monday Night Raw WCW Monday Nitro ECW Hardcore TV Are you afraid of the Dark? All that! Keenan and Kel Goosebumps …”Nostalgia Wins”… …

My Stories but I’m lying and telling the truth.

What have you been putting off doing? Why? Even though I haven’t been writing I’ve been conjuring up ideas in my head constantly. Just saved/adopt a new Kitten I named Snow White and she can be an attention stealer too…😸😹👊🤝🤫😏 …deepest apologies if it takes until Christmas to get the rest of my current storiesContinue reading “My Stories but I’m lying and telling the truth.”

Day 24 of 54 Stories in 56 Days [ Short and select micro-stories ] …

Includes rough draft pictures: As told by Jake Johnstone … From the mind of … Where did he come from? Oh ok … It always begins with a … ” Bless you! ” A sneeze! A dab! [ Medical Cannabis mind you ] Then Dave Ranchero arrives … We all who know who The UnfortunateContinue reading “Day 24 of 54 Stories in 56 Days [ Short and select micro-stories ] …”

Day 23 of 54 Stories in 56 Days [ Short and select micro-stories ] …

Includes rough draft pictures: As told by Jake Johnstone … ” They Had The Willies ” Narrator : ” A lack of care towards his craft. Life came in the way. Unexpected death came in the way as well… Mary Jane sat up and told me the arrests were real. A squirrel squiggled to squealContinue reading “Day 23 of 54 Stories in 56 Days [ Short and select micro-stories ] …”

Day 22 of 54 Stories in 56 Days [ Short and select Micro-Stories ] …

Includes rough draft pictures: ” Oh … Those … Ants … At Bactrum Lane “ ” I had a headache that morning. Thoughts are a blur and … I was set up I now recall with my computer turning on. … What was I talking about again? I have such … a headache! … IContinue reading “Day 22 of 54 Stories in 56 Days [ Short and select Micro-Stories ] …”

Day 21 of 54 Stories in 56 Days [ Short and select Micro-Stories ] …

Includes rough draft pictures: As told by Jake Johnstone … From the mind of a Ralph Macchiato… ” Oppressive Social Suspect Cousin “ ” My GOD! ” ” I didn’t even eat. I don’t even have any food! ” The fruit fly’s aggression was real that day. UFOS are extinct to my recollection but freeContinue reading “Day 21 of 54 Stories in 56 Days [ Short and select Micro-Stories ] …”

Day 20 of 54 Stories in 56 Days [ Short and select Micro-Stories ] …

Includes rough draft pictures: As told by Jake Johnstone … ” Red-Haired Turtle-Loving-Deer-Running Away-From … bleeding ears patients “ [Brown-haired man with the voice of that Twilight Zone show host … The face of most … but … says … ] He felt like an egg. He wasn’t a He at all. She is notContinue reading “Day 20 of 54 Stories in 56 Days [ Short and select Micro-Stories ] …”

Day 19 of 54 Stories in 56 Days [ Short Stories and select Micro-Stories ] …

As told by Jake Johnstone … the title to this story will be centered and in bold after this intro/thought blurb from the main character … [also this includes rough draft pictures] … My mind keeps stinging … My mind keeps ringing … Oh! The appliances … Oh! The medicine to heal Thy back! Oh!Continue reading “Day 19 of 54 Stories in 56 Days [ Short Stories and select Micro-Stories ] …”

Day 18 of 54 Stories in 56 Days [ Short Stories and select Micro-Stories ] …

Includes rough draft pictures… This appears very micro-story-like so with the right imagination you can almost view this like a mini-commercial-like story … ” Right Lane Righteous ” None saw … Ixnay on the driver. I literally I said I literally Saw none. Steering wheel? I saw paper plates Peace, ” Creativity with a passion,Continue reading “Day 18 of 54 Stories in 56 Days [ Short Stories and select Micro-Stories ] …”

Day 17 of 54 Stories in 56 Days [ Short Stories and Select Micro-Stories ] …

Includes rough draft pictures: From the mind of … another distraught driver … As told by Jake Johnstone … ” Left Lane Losers “ ” It all started one particular June to prune. I recall a sunny day sitting on a new rock in an old chair. [ meaning he moved into a new houseContinue reading “Day 17 of 54 Stories in 56 Days [ Short Stories and Select Micro-Stories ] …”